I was gonna write an April Fools column much like I did last year with Joe Biden and his Secret Service Nanny, ‘Celtic Wiper.’ But with column space at a premium this year with the Democrats acting like fools at all levels of government, I thought I’d just tell a snippet of what I was gonna write. My Coffee Group was most adamant that I relay the story of Lulu Happy Hands, the famous Montgomery massage parlor owner, who is expanding her operations to Bentwater at her current lakeside residence after recently purchasing the lot next door. Lulu cares about her customers, and the environment, so for her BW customers, she wants them to take their golf carts to her house for Lulu’s famous ‘Happy Ending’ service. And despite being refused permits by the local entities, the ingenious Ms. Happy Hands, is driving along with permits from the City of Conroe, and Coldspring, stating, “A permit is a permit,” whether it’s effective outside a city’s jurisdiction, or not.

Of course I jest, and don’t worry Bentwater, it’ll probably be Walden or April Sound next year. I’d of course like to have a full of fun column, but with Socialists trying to tear down our improving country, I fear their claims cannot go unanswered. The Democrats have literally nothing to counter President Donald Trump’s momentum. They glom onto anything they feel will stick, and for now it is still in the Signal App controversy, in which not one American was killed and the mission was successful. Heck, Joe Biden allowed 13 Marines to be killed with his Afghanistan withdrawal debacle. The Democrats have nothing in their toolkit to counter the Republicans. They encourage violence against Republicans. Personally, I believe the Atlantic magazine’s editor Jeffrey Goldberg should be prosecuted for sharing secret information. Now I know that nothing pertinent was released, but still, with the principle of the thing, a true American would have gone to the national security thread owners, and said “I was mistakenly put on the list,” and that would have been that. Goldberg didn’t do that. Hence, Jeffrey should be prosecuted. And if a mishap is gonna happen, I’m glad it happened in this case, where professionalism was shown in the thread. No doubt, I’m sure the one populating the thread in the future will be doubly scrutinized to make sure no American haters, like Jeffrey Goldstein, are involved.

Now it’s so secret that Goldberg hates Trump, and has published many negative items against The President in the past. I don’t know why Goldberg is pissed, but being a Democrat elitist he wants the power, and doesn’t care about what goes on with the little people around him. We’ve come a long way since ‘The Pentagon Papers,’ which detailed the U.S. role in Vietnam, and there is a fine line between secrecy and disclosure. The question is, should illegally obtained secret information be game for publishers, when there is a clear and present danger to the harm of the nation?image

Goldberg doesn’t appear that smart, after all he endorsed two vegetables in 2024, Joe Biden (Senile) and Kamala Harris (Alcoholic). His magazine claimed profitability and has since gone back to 12 issues per year. It’s not yet determined how USAID’s loss will hurt The Atlantic’s bottom line, but the important outlook of the country, now at all-time highs under Donald Trump, cannot possibly be good for Goldberg’s rag, nor his psyche.

With universities in decline it will be more difficult to create those multiple degrees idiots that I write so fondly of, who have the political mind of a first graders in their single thought universes of group think. The accidental inclusion of Goldberg in the Signal thread on Yemen, which is most certainly already corrected, and yielded no useful information to American enemies, none that the Democrats could use anyway, but at the same time revealed Goldberg’s desperation, in his attempt to ‘get Trump.’ In time it will be revealed Goldberg’s ‘Rube Goldberg’s Machine,’ is going against Trump and having only 1 million subscribers, instead of promoting Trump and American Greatness, and having 5 million subscribers.

Socialists like what they have in the Democrats’ party that is basically Stalin-lite. Under Biden, they weaponized federal agencies for political gain; and it was magazines like The Atlantic which covered Biden, or whoever was Sleepy Joe’s true handler, the person in charge of the Auto-Pen. The next version of the Democrats has already begun with Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and Bernie Sanders making their play for power. They want to double-down on the anti-American madness under Biden, but they have a big problem; they lost Gen-Z, the youth group who appreciate the American Markets more than enjoy East Berlin department stores’ empty shelves. Tampon Tim Walz and failed candidate Beto O’Rourke had a town hall this past week at the Fort Bend County fairgrounds, and there was plenty of room. The mostly old, white, bitter, and multiple degreed crowd honored failure in the two men, as well as the radical policies that the Democrats represent. Walz railed how the Democrats failed in this and that, without acknowledging his part in the failure.

AOC, Bernie, Tampon Tim, and Beto, are all doubling-down on woke, and they will find their miscalculations are going to cost them dearly. The Democrats are bleeding party members, 300,000 so far, of individuals looking for greener pastures. No one wants a Democrat government’s aim to provide a daily North Korean rice ration, where if you get lucky, you might get a squirt of tomato paste for flavor. The youth are smartening up, and asked questions of what’s in it for them in voting left. Dems are honest, and when total subjugation came into play, things changed. Gen Z wants the latest cell phones and electronics, and since Dems don’t want communication devices of any type, the youth vote turned on them, going with Trump-Vance.

Americans want Freedom. They want government expectations in their kids. A Free Market. They want Common Sense, of which all are things provided by the Trump Administration. I’ve said many times that Democrats are checker players. They’ve spent the last 50 years investing in a dumbed down society, ensuring that teachers, with their unions, purposely keep their students incapable of properly reading or writing at grade level. In Illinois, a 2023 report detailed dozens of school districts who had not one (1) student that could read at grade level. Not one. And with institutions of learning a mostly Democrat enterprise, how could they possibly be allowed to remain in charge? In Montgomery County, Conroe ISD is fortunate to have their ‘Mama Bears’ in charge, and Montgomery ISD is in the game as well. They have great professionals who want to work there.

The Deep State is falling faster than it ever has before, and Jeffrey Goldberg’s The Atlantic is their mouthpiece, which means that they are in free-fall. The March 15th Signal app thread obtained by Goldberg was designed to be dropped by the Dems just before the U.S. Senates’ ‘World-wide threats’ hearing. Well, it’s not working.

Personally, I believe Goldberg committed treason. You can see the legacy media’s alliance with Democrats. There is no doubt that Goldberg and the DNC coordinated their efforts for the Senate hearing, and I believe it will backfire big time.

On a sad note on Will Metcalf and Cecil Bell, in their support of The Texas House Speaker Dustin Burrows who has yielded his chair to the Democrats, on a 1000+ page Democrat written budget, Burrow’s has given everyone 20 hours to read on Monday as of 3pm. State Representative Brian Harrison printed out the budget, and posted it at one of his committee meetings. Metcalf is a coward. A sell out. I’m embarrassed to have even met him. Now we know Montgomery County, we screwed up, and it’s time to fire Metcalf. I mean the gaul of the man, thinking that we were stupid enough not to notice his treason to the party.

I commend all the Montgomery County Precinct Chairs who voted to censure Metcalf and Bell. They did the right thing in their votes. Take out the damn trash and sweep the dirt to the curb. It really pisses me off. 27 RINO’s, and 2 from Montgomery County. That’s embarrassing.

It would be nice if Elon Musk could DOGE Metcalf and his ilk. There is no telling what he would find, since Democrats think not on the Consequences of their Actions. Yes, I said Democrat in regards to 16.

Ruben can be reached at: ruben@montgomerycountynews.net

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